I did it to myself
Followed the directions to a T.
Stepped into the shower and washed out all the goop.
Dripping, I entered a steamy world of white.
The mirror showed me nothing. Not yet. Too soon.
Rub, rub… oh the toes were a-tapping. Time to peek? Just a little one?
Grab the hair dryer… Point at the mirror… flip the switch and let it roar.
Oh… soon! Soon the New Me!
Perfect circle forms on glass too revealing, too sharp.
I stand transfixed.
This cannot be…there must be some mistake!
My hair is strawberry-yellowy? Incandecent orange? WHAT THE HELL IS IT?
I grab clippers and feel the vibration in my hand as I ponder.
Bad bangs were the least of my problems.
I must stop doing this to myself.
And I will…
Right after I fix this.
Thanks to OSI for the awesome prompt, Incandescent.